double roll

I was in the bathroom today and I looked over at the charmin toilet paper and noticed it said DOUBLE ROLL. It got me to thinking about the last time I went to whataburger. I ordered one of the smaller meals....#8 to be exact...chicken strips and fries and they gave me this HUGE drink. I
hate getting those big ol' cups b/c all of the ice melts and they do not fit in the cup holder most of the time etc. etc. Although they have recently started making the cup holders in cars bigger in order to hold these HUGE cups.

Everything in life is bigger...toilet paper must now be double roll...super size of course (silly question)...gulp size drinks. my chest has not grown a bit though. what is that about? I know this is not an original thought but I really do wonder what it is all about. We have the HUGE suv's and the big houses. What is our issue with size?

sleep

I am too tired to sleep. Is that really possible? I believe it is.

I think I am going to go to the Baptist church on Wed. I emailed the preacher today and he sent me the info. I think this is right up my alley. I am not sure I will ever fully understand the average church. I know that I am welcome as long as I am closeted.

I really had a good time bowling last night. I am pretty confident it is my game. I think I will have to join a league but anyone be willing to play me considering how well I mastered it? I only threw the ball backwards twice. Yeah I know you all are envious.

It is a great thing being me.

Terri Hendrix Song....Everyone buy the CD

Monopoly

Lyrics and Music (Terri Hendrix)
Music (Lloyd Maines)

Supersize my fries
Bring back two apple pies
On your way out
Turn on the radio
Goodbye originality
Say hello to conformity
In the name of change
We're at an all time low

Watch what's on the TV screen
Read the paper or a magazine
And you'll see
That it's all about control
I miss the spice
In the melting pot
Of our lives
It goes down easy but it
Sure ain't got no soul

Keep it down
Keep it down
I'm gonna keep it down
And turn it up
On another day

Keep it down
Keep it down
We've gotta keep it down
And rise up
When you hear me say

There ain't no clear channel
clear channel its clear to see
One choice takes the voice
From individuality

There ain't no clear channel
clear channel its clear to see
One choice takes the voice
Away from you and away from me

At first it was the Cafe
Then the mom and pops all moved away
Now the billboards stand
Where they could not survive
The local DJ lost his show
After 20 years on the radio
Now we're stuck with what
The monopoly provides

I just want something new
To shake my soul and body to
Set up the tent I need to be revived
Make the consultant history
Keep the playlist a mystery
Don't make up my mind for me
Cause I'm still alive

Hey Hey FCC Don't you turn your back on me

Nuclear Polka

I never thought these two words could be so interesting but yesterday I was enlightened. I can believe I am about to say this but, I danced in a Polka mosh pit. Now everyone who knows and especially the folks who were there know I can not dance. I have none of that there rhythm. Ummm Yeah and did I mention I am trying to learn how to play the guitar? anyways.....

This band, Brave Combo, was a lot of fun. I absolutely enjoyed the heck out of myself. I even did a chicken dance. How can I ever top such a day as yesterday. I know it will be difficult to do. I had no idea what a chicken dance was. I suppose I knew at one point in life but forgot or perhaps that just missed East Texas. As I sit here and think about it, it almost seems like an East Texas invention.

The things I ate:
Salad from Chili's, chocolate dipped strawberries, chocolate dipped frozen banana,
spiraling fried potatoes, fried oreo, fried green tomatoe, dippin dots, steak sandwich from hooters, key lime pie.

Today I am dieting. I had ramen noodles for lunch. I did not eat much of any of that stuff but still ewwe.

I saw some wonderful art and even bought one piece. I bought a painting from a guy on the street corner. He was using spray paint on poster board. I got a very interesting painting for 5 bucks. I could not pass it up.

The most interesting thing of all though was Terri Hendrix. This woman was awesome. She is a folk singer. She sang about the FCC and Clear Channel. She will be in Richardson soon and I must go see her.

I think it is awesome how I started the day with Brenda and Sophie and ended the day With Sue, Todd and Cody.

Oh and how could I forget the guy who climbed a ladder in the middle of the street. There was nothing supporting the ladder. He just balanced himself on the thing and climbed up there and then juggled. WOW

crack the egg

I was just in the kitchen cracking eggs to scramble them and I remembered how proficient I once was at it. When I was a cook at the truck stop I could crack those suckers with one hand and not even break the yoke. Now I can not do that at all much less w/o breaking the yoke. I suppose that is a skill I lost.

I am amazed at how many different jobs I have had.

Catfish ruined friendship

I would like to ask the world how I can possibly remain such close friends with 'the savage pea'? I so deeply desire to be friends with this woman but how can considering what I learned last night. She has never in her life had fried catfish and folks this is something I feel it is difficult to live with. I am sure she is a wonderful person in spite of such vile behavoir but I just did not know how to respond and I quickly escaped the book store in a daze.

We did discuss a resolotion to this troubling situation but it requires a great deal of sacrifice on her part and a bit of patience on mine. We could drive out to East Texas and rememdy this situation. I am not sure but I think after this event I might could once again start to consider her as a friend.

undo the craft room

I am going to undo my craft room so that I can get me a hockey boy. Oh yes I will be the envy of the cul-de-sac. I will be admired by many b/c I am gonna apply for me a hockey boy. They say that hockey boy must get to bed at a decent time b/c his life must be about hockey. As a result there will be rules but I will establish those later.

So, last night I went to a hockey game. It was good times. The Texas Tornadoes are a JR. League team in Frisco. We were looking thru their booklet and saw an article asking people to sign up to host a hockey player. I suppose these boys do not make enough to live on their own. Anyways, it cracked me up and I said I wanted to get me one of them there hockey boys.